July Tweet Dump (Feat. the best people on Twitter)

Get a cat, they said.

Writers have cats.

It'll help you want to be home so you can get shit done on your WIP.#writerslife #writingcommunity #writerscommunity #writing #amwriting #amwritingfiction

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— Lesley Handel (@LesleyHandel) July 1, 2019

So the problem with the novel I'm editing is that it's really good, but it's also like a cheezy kid's movie and that's a problem.#writerproblems #amwriting #amediting

— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) July 2, 2019

Me: I write books.

Friend: Wow! I didn't know you had a talent for writing.

Me: Well let's not get ahead of ourselves.#WritingCommunity #amwriting

— Evans (@just_evans_) July 4, 2019

My favorite part of writing is burying little bits and pieces of myself in my novels and characters so that one day when I'm dead someone will open one of my books and I WILL BE SUMMONED FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.'#writerslife #writinghumor

— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) July 4, 2019

Every horror movie ever:

1. Thing is there
2. Thing is not there
3. Thing is somewhere else

— Zack Kampf (@zkampf) June 26, 2019

Watching a flashback scene involving a character I know is going to die soon:

Betcha that crayon's poisoned.#writerslife #writinghumor

— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) July 9, 2019

A brief introduction to the English language:

U makes an 'uh' sound, but if you hear an 'uh' sound in a word it's probably not a U.#writerslife #writerproblems #englishisweird

— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) July 11, 2019

Today I typed "The End" and it feels great.

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But on Twitter...

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Just now...

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Still counts, right?

— L. A. Cunningham (@laurcunn) July 23, 2019

In order to describe my forest I will need a forest worth of paper haha

— Paul D. Nolan🦎🐙🐜🦋🕸🇮🇪 (@aipsnovel) July 23, 2019

My husband just came out of our office screaming, "SARAH, YOU CAN'T JUST END A CHAPTER LIKE THAT! YOU CAN'T DO IT!" And I feel successful. #amwriting #WFGC

— Sarah the Butcher (@sasathebutcher) July 28, 2019

All right, that's all for today! See you on Monday for another post!