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Writing Realistic Cats

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I'm not saying I've seen any really badly written cats in any books, but I feel like some of the cats in books I've read were written by people who haven't spent enough time around them. So if you need to know how to write a good cat into your novel, my friend, you have come to the write place(heh heh, see what I did there? The write place? Get it? Okay, I'm done now). I've been around cats my entire life. My grandparents had cats, and my family has had four cats in total since I was about eight years old. I've seen plenty of them from kitten-hood until old age, so I feel like I know what I'm talking about here. I have so much to say on this subject that I think I'm just going to sort my thoughts into a list of do's and don't's, so that both you and I can make sense of this mess. The Do's: Do give your cat personality and attitude. All cats have attitude. I know people who prefer cats over dogs because of it. You

11 Things Writers ADORE

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Confession: I'm a little concerned that my satirical attempts at humor on this blog make me sound like a tiny bit of a hater on my craft. My kind writerly friends, please do not take any of this as hate on the craft! (unless, of course, I am actually hating on the craft, in which case I will probably put up signs of warning) So, in favor of not looking like a hater of my kind (and just because I felt like it), I give you this little piece of humorous sunshine: a list of eleven things I (as a writer) OBSESS over.        1. Imaginary interviews              If I had a dollar for every time I imagined I was being interviewed, I would be a millionaire by now. This means, of course, that when the time comes and I'm in an actual interview, I'll find I don't know how to speak English. That'll be exciting...        2. Good reviews              Even if all the other feedback I got from my beta readers was negative, one tiny little bit of positive response

Novel Soundtracks 4: Songs for the Plot Points

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This is the last post in this series! *sniff* I feel so nostalgic! Just kidding, no I don't. But this is the last post in this series. This post is plot point parts of your soundtrack, the songs you put in the soundtrack specifically for the plot points. There were a couple little notes on this in the last post (Novel Soundtracks 3: Action Songs and Sad Songs), but this is where we get down to the nitty-gritty. I got this idea from one of my favorite bloggers, K. M. Weiland. In her book Outline Your Novel , she talked about novel soundtracks (!!!!!) and she had some really good ideas. She had pages of suggestions for what kind of songs you should include: A song for your inciting incident, one for the turning point in the character arc, one for the final confrontation, and the list goes on. It was a good list.  For the bigger set of basics, here's my basic list: The Big List the 'normal world' (the beginning) the protagonist's characteristic moment (t

Novel Soundtracks 3: Action Songs and Sad Songs

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Post 3 in this series! Only one more to go! This one is about the songs for the  action-packed parts of the story and for the  sad parts of the story. Honestly, I get my best writing during these parts of the story because I just put on an HDSounDI playlist and the writing goes like: But more on HDSounDI later. I have mentioned this probably in MULTIPLE other posts, but I'll say it again because I can never remember if I've said something before: If the writer doesn't feel it, the reader won't. If you don't feel sad, no one else will feel sad. If you don't feel the adrenaline, the scene'll come off as flat. And I now have proof !!! I recently sent off a novel to my beta readers, and one of them (my sister) said that she really couldn't see one of the settings in her head. AnD GuEsS wHy ThAt WaS. Because yours truly couldn't really see it either. Writing it I was just kinda like, "There's like some vents over here... uh.... a tab