All the Good Tweets From May
Time for more tweets y'all! I forgot I had to write a post today so let's dive in!
*removes added italic*— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 2, 2019
*rereads sentence*
*puts italic back*
This has been my entire day.#writerslife #writinglife #amediting #writinghumor
IT HAPPENED Y'ALL.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 2, 2019
I thought to myself, 'i should really draft some more of those blog posts because i wanna use most of the month to work on my book release' and then i CLEANED MY HOUSE INSTEAD.
I think I'm a professional now.#writerslife #writingproblems #amediting #myWIP
A smol excerpt from my novel. I still think it's one of the cleverest bits of prose in the whole thing, if I do say so myself.“Here goes nothing,” I said, planting my hands against the car's back bumper.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 3, 2019
Alf grabbed onto the bumper, too, and we pushed. It was HEAVY. Like, heavyweight boxing champion carrying a bookcase full of bowling balls heavy.#novelexcerpt #WIP #writerslife #amwriting
One of the questions in my interview on the R's Loft blog brought this about. I think I had some clever answers in that interview. Go read it and tell me.#writerproblems: Trying to find an excerpt of your book that you can post on social media, then realizing that none of it sounds interesting by itself. 😳#help #writerslife #indiepub— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 6, 2019
— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 7, 2019
What I will never understand is how half the time on the backs of books the Canadian price goes first. Like, this was published in the US. Why is the Canadian price first??#books #thisdoesntmakesense— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 10, 2019
"So what happens in your novel?"— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 13, 2019
*Vague, non-specific reply*
"Oh cool."#writerslife #writinghumor #writerproblems pic.twitter.com/Ia1S3zyjsB
I desperately need there to be a Fallon show but for members of the #WritingCommunity and various authors. Like, I have it all planned out in my head now. I just need sponsorship.#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 16, 2019
The epic mouse swerve you do when you try to pause a YouTube video just as a suggested video pops up under your mouse.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 18, 2019
Fortunately, I sunk a lot of money into a new laptop, and now I don't have to deal with broken left-click buttons anymore.So my old, beat-up laptop has endured several complete crashes, a battery replacement, and one instance of me dropping it and the back coming completely off, and yesterday I clicked too hard and the left-click button broke. 🙄🤷♂️#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 18, 2019
I love when people ask me which of my worlds I would live in if I could, because right after they ask is the moment where I realize that I need to make all of them a thousand times more interesting. 😐#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems #writinghumor— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 21, 2019
Being a writer means your favorite songs are ones that make you think of your characters. #writerslife— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 22, 2019
OKAY I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH YOU'LL WANT TO HEAR THIS— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 23, 2019
I'm a severe underwriter, and I also write at crazy WMP and get a high from writing the first draft.
This is because I'm reading the book as I'm writing and I want to see how it ends.
Feel like that's important. #writerslife
I still can't get over this.One of my brothers called fish 'water meat' and now that has me very disturbed.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 28, 2019
I don't enormously enjoy editing. What I do enjoy is rereading old first drafts, recognizing their flaws, then putting them back in the box before I start wanting to make changes.#writerslife #writinghumor #editing #amediting pic.twitter.com/LtEZrqfSJx— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 29, 2019
So apparently now 'so-and-so tweeted FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE' is a Twitter notification format now. Good to know that if I get busy and forget to tweet, notifications are sitting around judging me. 🙄— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 31, 2019
It seems I wasted tweet number 666 on a post promoting my post on Cool Cultural Things You Can Add To Your Novel.NOOOOO!!! I WAS GOING TO DO A FUNNY THING FOR TWEET 666 BUT I MISSED IT!! RATS!!!!!!!!!— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) May 31, 2019
Well, that's all of them. Some are gems, some are just sort of in-the-head giggles, but I think they're funny, so I like them. Which was your favorite? Drop me a comment and tell me.
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