April Tweet Dump
Nobody's asked me to stop doing this yet, so we're doing it again this month! April tweets: Begin!
First, my April Fool's joke, which I actually got someone to fall for:
So done with doing #writinghumor. This feed is now devoted to exclusively vegan soy bun recipes and beige color swatches.#aprilfools— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 1, 2019
Things I need in order to accomplish my writing: laptop, my outline, paper and pencil for notes, my water bottle, a slice of cake, three camels, a blood sacrifice, the correct alignment of the stars...#writerslife #amwriting #writinghumor— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 1, 2019
The good news is, I'm getting a new laptop soon. So hopefully the laptop doesn't burn through my comforter before then.One of these days my very old, slightly broken, overheating laptop is going to burn straight through my comforter.#amwriting #writerslife #writinghumor #techproblems— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 1, 2019
"Write a novel, they said, it'll be fun, they said."— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 2, 2019
The person that told you that writing a novel was fun had clearly never written one.#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor
An original meme, as made by me. I think I also put this on my Instagram.This is the feeling, my people. Who else has this happen to them?#writerslife #amwriting #writinghumor pic.twitter.com/dypkctmgeQ— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 4, 2019
For those who don't get it, it's a Twitter joke. People constantly give updates on the tons of writerly, responsible things they've done that day (to show off, I think) and it always makes me feel like a bad writer, so I thought I'd make one to make people feel better about themselves.Thus far today, I have watched YouTube videos, organized my box of earrings, and eaten some chocolate chips out of the freezer.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 5, 2019
How's your writing day going?#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting #writinghumor
*Tries and fails to write one, just one character who is not emotionally tormented from within.*#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 6, 2019
Editing must be fun for the characters.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 8, 2019
Characters: Ah good that's finally over all is well
Writer: And now we do it all AGAIN
Characters: *confused screaming*#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor #editing
Character: I feel like we'll get along well. I trust you with my life.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 8, 2019
Writer: I feel exactly the same. Hey, how do you feel about having your house burned to the ground?
Character: Sorry, what?#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting #writinghumor
Seriously, how do you feel on this subject? If it's well-received, I might start working on that project after Crash and Burn is released and I have some time again.I think I need to create a character for when I'm doing #writinghumor. Like, a cartoon character that I can draw just flipping out about nothing.#writerslife #myoriginalcharacter— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 8, 2019
— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 9, 2019
Anyone detect the reference to my Character Drawing Challenge? (link)It's always fun reading through old writing(detect my sarcasm yet?). It seems I had a thing for writing moody boys with green eyes when I was fourteen...#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 12, 2019
My writing day today:— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 16, 2019
*reading through my (hopefully) final draft for the umpteenth time*
Reference to a scene that I deleted MONTHS AGO: *appears*
Me: Um where did you come from? How did you make it past security? Please leave???#writerslife #amediting #writerproblems
I Messed Up The One-Liner and Had to Start Over, Therefore Ruining the Effect: an autobiography.#mylife #writerslife #badoneliners— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 20, 2019
Chapter One: I Only Say Whoops After Making An Irreversible Mistake.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 20, 2019
The best part of being a writer is the absolute addiction to something you kind of hate sometimes.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 23, 2019
Now, whether that's coffee or the actual writing, I'll never know.#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor #writing #writeproblems
How to Edit:— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 24, 2019
1) Figure out which parts of the story are weak and need to be changed.
2) Prepare a new outline that corresponds with these changes.
3) Scream into the void for three to four hours.#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems #writinghumor
Literally just forgot how to spell towel, spelled it towl, then was confused when spellcheck said it was wrong.#grammarnazi #spelling #writerslife #writinglife #amwriting— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) April 29, 2019
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