March Tweet Dump
This is a new concept I'm trying on the blog. Since writing humor is one of my favorite things to do on the blog and writing humor is one of my most popular topics, I thought it would be fun to do a monthly dump of the funny tweets I did on my Twitter (@ScribbldFiction, if anyone's interested), and see how it goes over.
Additional note: I'm not super sure how the embedded tweets show up in the email, so if you're seeing it as typed-out, quote-like form, that might just be the email and you might have to view it in the browser. Let me know how they appear.
Anyway, let the tweet mania begin!
There is a vast difference between naming characters and applying for college. One is a difficult, painstaking process that leaves you completely exhausted and might determine your future, and the other is applying for college.#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting #writinghumor— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 1, 2019
The one that I already referenced on here in my post about Getting Writing Inspiration:
I don't have a muse. I have a troll. And he's eating all my chips.#writerslife #writinglife #mymuse #writerproblems #writinghumor— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 4, 2019
Me trying to decide if I should write today:#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems pic.twitter.com/XQzIxqNphK— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 6, 2019
Me trying to balance plot structure, character arcs, sequel scenes, foreshadowing, voice, and love of my craft:#writerslife #writerproblems #writinghumor pic.twitter.com/eYk8ZFKGwN— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 8, 2019
Not super sure why this one was so popular, but I'll take it:
Genie: Okay, now that you've rubbed the lamp, you get three wishes!— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 9, 2019
Me, a scheming, exploiting writer: *cracks knuckles* *pulls out complicated plan* Got it.#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor #amwriting
Them: You can't wrap up the entire climax in 3,000 words!— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 10, 2019
Me, a major underwriter and taker of challenges: Lol watch me.#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting #writinghumor
Me: *decides I want a small cast of characters this time, only two or three major characters*— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 13, 2019
3 scenes later: *my cast now includes 1875763982 characters*#writerslife #writinglife #writerproblems #writinghumor
Dear screen writers who have the leads break up in the second movie just for added conflict:— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 18, 2019
Nobody loves you.#writerslife #writinglife #amwriting #writinghumor
I have two kinds of subtext:— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 18, 2019
• Overly obvious
•Wait there was subtext?#writerslife #writinghumor #amwriting
My computer: This thing will be done processing in an hour.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 20, 2019
Me: Okay.
...
Me: *comes back one hour later*
Computer: Psych it's now five hours.#writerslife #writingproblems #amwriting #computerproblems
You say it's an obsession with writing, it's taking over my life and I seem very mentally unstable, I say you are are totally right, how did you guess?#writerslife #writinghumor #writinglife #writerproblems— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 29, 2019
When my character dies: omg it's my fault isn't it i killed them i'm a monster what have i done.— Scribbled Fiction (@ScribbldFiction) March 28, 2019
When my characters do literally anything else: I have no control over them they do what they want ok??#writerslife #writinglife #writinghumor #writingcommunity
Ok, that's all the funny tweets I have from March! Tune in on Thursday for a post about what makes some books more loveable than others.
I'm also wondering if I should do a monthly recap at the end of each month. I enjoy reading the ones that other bloggers put up, so maybe I should try it for myself. Thoughts?
Which was your favorite tweet? Would you like to see another tweet dump next month? Let me know in the comments!
I literally have no control over my characters, I try but they never do what I want them to.
ReplyDeleteThey just have minds of their own most days- ha! I mean all days.
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